If world conflicts took place in the chat

If world conflicts took place in the chat
If world conflicts took place in the chat

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If world conflicts took place in the chat …
If world conflicts took place in the chat …

Estonia: Russian goats, prevent fascism!

Lithuania: +1

Latvia: +1

Russia: Fuck you …

Estonia: Hey, moderator, Russians are swearing! Take action!

Russia: Fuck you …

EU: Observe the rules of decency!

….

… Estonia: Let's remove the monument to the "Warrior", build the Reichstag!

Russia: Just try it! Let's screw the krantik!

Estonia: Moderator! Russia is threatening! "Ban" them!

Lithuania: +1

Latvia: +1

EU: Be mutually polite!

Russia: We had you all in mind! Moderator, shut up the pugs!

USA: Russia allows itself a lot, we will not give offense to anyone!

Russia: Americans, you put your missile defense in your mouth there, otherwise we will block the cranks for you too!

USA: Russian pigs, we'll show you democracy! Give us our oil well, before it is taken away by force!

Georgia: Russian goats!

Lithuania: +1

Latvia: +1

Russia: Fuck you …

Georgia: Moderator! The Russians are swearing again!

Ukraine: Russians, you will swear, we will join NATO.

EU: We've got the dog already!..

Russia: Everything, tighten the screws! Don't say you weren't warned!

EU: What do we have to do with it?

USA: Russians are obese. EU, where to put the missiles?

Poland: Come to us!

Czech Republic: Come to us!

EU: Can't we? Without gas it will be tight for us!

Britain: Russians poison everyone with polonium!

USA: This is terrible! Polonius is dangerous!

Japan: Yeah, it was only useful for Hiroshima, thanks to USA! Russians, give back the Kuril Islands, we have nowhere to breed!

Russia: Are you all stoned there or what? Where is the moderator looking?

USA: Such rhetoric is unacceptable!

Georgia: Russians are bombing us !!! Help !!!

Russia: Georgians, are you out there with drinking, or what?

USA: Russians, watch the bazaar!

Russia: Fuck you all …

And then the hosting was covered with Chinese hardware …

EU: let's figure it out

The United States: Why Understand - Russia Is To Blame!

Russia: I agree with the Moderator - let's figure out why Georgia is to blame

USA: Let Russia Calm Down!

Georgia: The Russians bombed us - we have a picture!

Russia: Georgians - shove yourself this picture, you know where?

EU: we like the picture of Georgians

USA: Georgia draw more

Russia: but we don't have a picture and you all go …

Poland: Russia also sent us to the eda.pl forum

Latvia: +1

Lithuania: +1

Estonia: +1

EU: 2 Poland - For what?

Poland: I don't like food

Russia: 2 Poland - Eat your rotten meat yourself

EU: 2 Russia - take it easy with unfounded accusations

Russia: 2 EC http::: www.eda.plbrazilskayatuhlia … _granitse.html

EC: Ugh! That's disgusting. 2 Russia and Poland - figure it out yourself. This is not eda.pl

Poland: I will complain

EU: Let us read it.

Poland: And I will write, I will write about everyone!

England: +1

Russia: Yes, you will at least describe everything there!

England: 2 Russia And quickly send me all your logins and passwords to my mail ([email protected])!

Russia: 2 England. Fuck you.

England: Moderators! Russia is breaking everything it can! Where are you looking!

USA: +1

Russia: England covers hackers.http::: www.uk.ukberezovskiyzakaev_terrorist.php

EC: All personal claims in the mail.

Russia: First tries! We accept congratulations - 1 million km. The Arctic is now ours. If anyone does not believe, let him dive 4 km. and there he will see our tricolor. Chillingarov rules!

USA: Our President is interested in: Where is the Arctic?

Russia: Where there is a lot of oil and gas, but not in Iraq

USA: Nonsense! Norway says only Norwegian salmon is caught there.

Russia: Correction: Russian salmon. And oil and gas. Russians. And diamonds. And many other goodies. So where are the congratulations?

Canada: -1

Norway: -1

Iceland: -1

Sweden: -1

Finland: -1

Denmark: -1

USA: This is not legitimate!

Russia: You will dive 4 km. first, and then speak.

USA: Moderator, take action, we dived and saw that the entire bottom of the World Ocean was studded with Russian flags!

EU: Russia, everything is not enough for you!?! Well, what the hell is this Akiyan to you for?

Russia: "And I will become the mistress of the sea, and the United States will be on my parcels!" Pushkin said so that you know.

USA: Don't bury yourself! Better admit that half of Georgia was bombed.

Russia: Our President is interested in: Where is Georgia?

USA: … it's … well … somewhere in the state of Georgia?

EU: In general, there are many controversial issues: where is Georgia, where is the Arctic, etc. You need independent experts, etc. To according to the rules of our forum.

Russia: Ok. Let the experts. We don't care, the checkbox is on. With a message from experts, by the way …

USA: We are against anyway!

Russia: Americans, shut up! For the Lomonosov Ridge, according to our estimates, stretches all the way to Venezuela. Those. all this territory is a continuation of the Siberian continental platform. Draw your own conclusions!

Venezuela: +1

Georgia: Moderator and why the UN is silent

UN: let's take our time and study everything

Georgia: why study - we have a rocket and a picture

Russia: a picture in the ass, and show the rocket

Georgia: we ourselves will shove a rocket in your ass

Russia: where is Raketa

Georgia: what kind of rocket did we lose it, why do we need a rocket - we have a picture! Will you show us your pictures ???

Russia: But we don't have a picture and you all go …

UN: can anyone else have a picture

USA: now we will draw and bring …

EU: UN banned the forum to think is prohibited!

Papua New Guinea (newbie): agree with Georgia show pictures

Rwanda: +1

Somalia: +1

Estonia: Papua New Guinea, Rwanda, Somalia guys, where are you from? Okay, we are a large European country! but where are you going?….

Latvia: +1

Lithuania: +1

USA: Somalia, do you have oil? … that's me, just asked … to keep the conversation going …

Russia: The United States, by the way, Somalia is generally the ancient homeland of the Chukchi and our flag is already there….

Somalia: okay?

USA: Russia, yes you have calibrated….

Russia: I can offer the United States Madagascar, the flag has already been removed from there … Moreover, you have a cartoon about them!

USA: ok let's go to B-mail … we'll agree there …

Madagascar: +1

China: Hello donkeys!

Russia: But, but, I'm here too.

China: Hello little brother too!

USA: We will not go to the Olympics and will force all of you to boycott!

China: Dummy to you. We have 1.5 trillion shares of your monsters. Let's throw it off, nafik.

Russia: +1

Belarus: +1

USA: Come on, a joke of humor.

EC: Be mutually polite.

China: And according to maozedun you.

Russia: Betrayed Ideals?

China: Restructured. And to this day you are in the priest.

Mother of Cheese Earth: once … wait, wait as I move Asia

Heavenly Chancellery: in-in and from us on an apple, i.e. by kumpol

Mother Earth Cheese: why are they poking flags at me?

Aliens: gee, bugagashechki

Estonia: 2 Aliens: we are a felik earthly nation that opposed everyone in its development…. Please pick Russia….

Latvia: +1

Lithuania: +1

Aliens: at the request of European sex minorities, load Tunguska fluoride !!!!

Labrador Koni: ground reversal system for applying the second Tunguska across the United States launched

Mother of Cheese Earth: LET YOU QUIET #; #;%;%?%? for the Lomonosov ridge

USA: where is our missile defense !!!!!

UES: in Zh … orzhii your missile defense

USA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aliens: - dudes, ours has been suffering in the hangar since 1953, pretending to be dissected, unfold !!!!!!!!!!!!

Lithuania: wow oppyat Russia got a meteor shower for making wishes

USA: Phew !!!

EVERYTHING except Lithuania: +1

Somalia: so what are we talking about

EU: on the role of sexual minorities in geopolitics

Russia: 2 Estonia - are you there that absolutely fucking with aliens

Estonia: moderator calm Russia down

Estonia: 2 Russia - wake of offending, we will not let you build a gas pipeline on our land (or on our water)

Germany: 2 Estonia - you went crazy there with your water

Georgia: We, so be it, will not enter into a large-scale armed conflict with Russia. Wah!

Russia: Phew! … carried away! Thank you, Kind Eh! Aren't you partisans here just now in the Novgorod region?

Georgia: You yourself are derailing your trains!

USA: …

Russia: How do you know about the train? We didn't say anything …

EU: Guys, let's live together!

Russia: The moderator was caught for plagiarism!

EC: Sorry, "***" (c) Cat Leopold, ps, v.136, p.589

Russia: Our President said: "Punish the innocent, encourage the innocent!" Including pray and tremble!

USA: Hey Russians, our expedition set out to clear the trash flags from the Arctic!

Russia: Well, well …

USA: Aren't you scared?

Russia: Let the one who will remove the polonium flagpoles be afraid

USA: F * ck!..

Denmark: F * ck!..

Finland: F * ck!..

Norway: F * ck!..

Sweden: F * ck!..

Estonia: F * ck!.. F * ck!..

Lithuania: F * cki!.. F * cki!.. F * cki!.. F * cki!..

Latvia: F * ck!.. F * ck! F * ck! F * ckF * ck!. F * ck! FFFFFFFFFFF! ya stronger ffseh spent the world community))))

The Russian Embassy in Washington accuses the Washington Post of being biased towards Russia

Commenting on the Washington Post article titled "Russian aggression? Another attack on Georgia", it is noted that the statements contained in the publication are "based on biased facts."

Georgia: the whole world knows that we have been attacked. Even in America, the newspapers wrote about it!

USA: yes yes they wrote on the front page

Russia: 2 Georgia is on the fences in Russia and they write something different

Russia: 2 USA specify the translation we attacked Georgia or Georgia. otherwise we have different departments involved in these matters. we don't know who to ask, whose enthusiasm to punish is not clear …

Georgia: Listen Everyone - international experts have confirmed that the plane flew in from the Russian side - and three times … and for the third time it launched a rocket, RUSSIA AGGRESSOR

EU: 2 Russia you confess ???

Russia: this is not ours - ours either shoot at once or measure seven times

Georgia: no Yours - we have radio interception. Command from the ground - "ON THE COUNT OF THREE HU … b"

EU: Russia shame on you …

Russia: WE FIND OUT EVERYTHING. WE FIRED NOT AT GEORGIA, BUT FROM FRIENDLY OSSETIA (CAPTURED BY GEORGIA)

Ossetia: yes, we are not against

USA: Ossetia is where

Russia: Ossetia is in Russia, not in Georgia, so everything is fine

EU: Attention of all forum participants! According to the special commission, it was not a rocket, but a polonium flagpole with a Russian flag that was dropped onto the territory of Georgia from a Russian fighter! This was the reason for Georgia's early destruction of the missile, … ugh !, flagpole!

Georgia: I propose to consider it a nuclear bombing!

Japan: +1

USA: The Russians are obnoxious! Already the flags are being dropped from the planes! We just do not understand what they are marking?

Russia: Georgians, return the flag! Better put it back in place!

England: According to our MI-6 intelligence, the Russians are marking venues for the 2014 Olympics!

EU: Nonsense! The Sochi Olympics will take place, not in Georgia, and even less so in the Arctic! … No!.. It can't be!.. Really!?! Are you saying that … Oh, horror !!!

USA: F * ck!

Georgia: O, my God!

Russia: Bl *, we got a "mole" …

International diplomacy is such a flood forum at the macro level.

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