Constant communication with the command staff of the Ministry of Defense of our country and friendly countries prompted me to convey to the readers of "VO" some correct statements that can cause smiles and not offend anyone. Maybe some will remember their youth and add "catch phrases" in the comments.
1. "Comrades fighters, I ask you to be hacked to death on your nose that you don't need to be sick of your mind much."
2. "The orders of the platoon commander must be carried out in the first place, and personal affairs must be done immediately."
3. “Dig deeper, go further. While it flies, rest. You will never get tired like that."
4. "To combine space and time, you should dig from the fence until lunchtime."
5. "Your employment should not interfere with excellent service to the Fatherland."
6. "What are you doing, fighter?" - "Nothing, Comrade Major." - "When you are free, come up to my NP."
7. “Comrades officers, please do not be overjoyed. Once a year, a donkey can become a horse."
8. "To whom the mare has a bride, and in some farms even a hedgehog is a cattle."
9. "Remember the fighters that it is difficult to go down in history, but it is easy to get involved."
10. "The tank is not as terrible as its drunken crew."
11. "I came - thank you, left - thank you very much."
12. "There are three reasons for not showing up for an evening check-up: forgetting, drinking or scoring."
13. "Training in the army is the study of regulations, and experience is the study of exceptions."
14. "Remember, a soldier's father is the commander, and the mother is the service."
15. "An overcoat warms a soldier in winter, and it cools down in summer."
16. "A soldier to a soldier is a brother."
17. "A soldier's gait is noticed from afar."
18. “If the soldier answers“now”, then know: this is tantamount to the Jewish“at once”.
19. "Fighter, strive to conquer not the world, but its knowledge."
20. “Well, what can I say, comrade officers. Your flat reasoning in the most vivid way demonstrates the stereotype of your thinking."
21. “An honest fighter wants not to serve, but to sleep. Therefore, he must be forced to serve."
22. “The plan of operational use of each combat unit is a serious and important document. Here "maybe", "I suppose", "bite out" should not take place. Therefore, I am offended that in the operational department of the division they did not find anything smarter than to entrust the development of the plan to a lieutenant colonel with an elementary military education."
23. “An unafraid fighter is disposed to violate the internal order. This is a potential criminal, future murderer and rapist."
24. "If a soldier has lost a spoon today, then tomorrow he may lose the bolt from the carbine, and so close to the betrayal of the country."
25. “Conversation between the day and duty officer at the school:“Comrade captain of the second rank, you should have gone from here. Soon the foreman will come, I will get hit, and you will get it."
26. "Remember, attractive women distract the officer from the service."
27. "Cadet, do not make a smart face, do not forget that you are a future officer."
28. "What's the matter with you, fighter?" - "Sore throat". - "Learn the regulations, and nothing will hurt."
29. "Remember: a fighter's head is to think." - "It's clear!" - "And the brains - to think."
30. “Those who have not served in the army and the navy will not understand how they want to eat, how they want to sleep.”
31. "At the first lesson with recruits about the structure of the Armed Forces, the lieutenant was asked the question:" Comrade lieutenant, is it true that the construction battalion units are considered the coolest among all types of troops? " - "And who informed you so, comrade fighter?" "This is my friend from the neighboring platoon." - “Yes, he is right, construction battalions are not even given weapons to carry out combat missions, you will receive weapons after taking the oath, for example. And God forbid you to meet them. " - "It's clear".
32. "Comrade Sergeant Major, it was televised that the Americans have landed on the moon." - “Thank you, orderly. Good news. This is where we drove them."
Some sayings of the military personnel of the armies of the Warsaw Pact countries:
Polish People's Republic:
“When a fighter asks the commander for something, he is embarrassed. This is similar to how a woman asks for something from God, as she asks for 77 things."
"Remember: whoever is hanged will not drown."
German Democratic Republic:
"Remember fighters: a healthy person is a rich person."
"Of the two swearing, the one who is smart is guilty."
Bulgarian People's Republic:
“While having fun, do not torture the animal. It feels pain just like you. Respect your colleague and obey your commander."
Socialist Republic of Romania:
“When you take counsel, be a snail. Be a bird in business."
“Short speech, good speech. Answer the commander clearly and intelligibly."
Hungarian People's Republic:
"Remember, commanders, that it is better to raise a good fighter than ten one-time heroes."
"Fighter, understand that it is not your hare that you chase, but the one that you caught."
